A Belatedly Late April Fools Celebration

A German leftists speaks with clarity?

April Fools....NOT!!!

The UK fails to fearlessly defend history?

April Fools....NOT!!!

Lessons learned from 'Nam?

April Fools....NOT!!!

Geography finally laced with White Guilt?

April Fools....NOT!!!

The NYT loans supposedly unbiased space to a confirmedly biased "expert?"

April Fools....NOT!!!

Massad's article is generic?

April Fools....NOT!!!

There is definitive proof somewhere in this vast universe that the French truly hate the Jews?

April Fools....NOT!!!

Finally, just as Carter wrote "Israel: Peace Not Apartheid" to 'stimulate discussion' of the Israel-Arab conflict, artistic director Simon Capet wants to "get people talking about music" by portraying Samson as a suicide bomber. Seriously. No april fools. You cannot make this stuff up.

- The Samaritan